175 knock-knock jokes that are a laugh a minute

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will absolutely make the crowd laugh out loud.

I've got a problem with Dora Belle, that's why I'm here to fix it.

Werewolves in London.

I'm quite good at it, apparently.

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But first, do you hear Allen counting on the door? Allen who, you ask? Well, Allen knock-knock jokes ahead.

You've been warned!

Knock-knock jokes

• Nothing to worry about, there are many more jokes coming.
• Need a large loan in Iowa – do you know where I can get one?
• Kent, can I get him to answer the door for me? I'm in the middle of something.
• Sherwood is curious about who's at the door.
• Abandon ship, the vessel is sinking.

• Joe King.
• Jess me.
• Can you feed me something to eat, please?
• Have a nice chat with you!
• Werewolves in London.

• You don't seem to think very highly of me right now.
• You're waiting for something? Better go and open it already!
• Says me, that's who!
• According to the news, there was a report of a robbery.
• Hello! I've been waiting for you.

• Excuse me, but do you have any Dijon mustard?
• Goat find out!
• Robin you. Hands up!
• Will you open the door again, please?
• Do you fancy hearing another knock-knock joke?

• Eiffel down, ouch!
• May I come in?
• I'll huff and puff and blow your house down.
• Pizza is a great guy, let him in!
• Iona a dog. Woof!

• Is anyone there, can I get your attention?
• That omelet was a bit of a mess this time.
• Would you be a sweetheart and answer the door for me?
• Are these jokes ever going to end?
• It's been a while, but I'm back now.

• My bicycle needs a new set of tires.
• Alex, please explain when you open the door.
• Remember when the front door was unlocked, yes?
• We have closed Doris, which is why you're knocking.
• Cuckoo-ca-chew. I am the walrus.

• May the force be with you.
• I get a little tired when I'm tired.
• The question is, is it Toby?
• I'll let you know when I answer the door.
• Genoa good doctor?

• Good. Howard you?
• I rung the doorbell.
• Sorry, I don't know that answer, look it up yourself.
• Just wanted to let you know I was going to swing by.
• There's not much going on. What's new with you?

• You're on about Tuba toothpaste. Now, brush your teeth.
• I need your help, I've lost my neighbor, Mikey, and that's why I'm at your door.
• I'd love to go for a swim at the pool.
• My favorite type of cheese to put in a sandwich is cheddar.
• Does someone from Kenya need to answer the door? This knocking is getting really annoying!

6. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Amnesia." "Amnesia who?" "I don't know, I forgot!"

• What's making you think I'm crazy?
• Turn up the music, I love this song.
• Go ahead and see who is at the door.
• Put on your hat, it's chilly outside.
• Welcome, please enter and come on in.

• Hurley gets the worm.
• My dog, the Viper, has a runny nose. Ugh.
• Eddy body home?
• He went out for dinner.
• What can be done to prevent accidental knocking?

• Nice meeting you too!
• Can you borrow a dollar from me?
• Goodmorning, how are you?
• Carmen, can you answer the door, please?
• Shelly-brate good times, c'mon!

• I'm starving for a burger, can I have one?
• My dog Adam bit my leg.
• I'm having trouble coming up with knock-knock jokes.
• I'll have what she's having.
• Can you answer the door?

• Forbid me once, shame on you. Forbid me twice, shame on me.
• We have a whale with us!
• Bean there, done that.
• Express yourself freely, then others will understand how you're feeling.
• Who is the one of you who's been knocking on my door?!
• Batter late than never.

Best knock-knock jokes

• Do you get ice on your spine when you're frightened, don't you get that?
• I wake up at dawn in Brighton.
• I'm here and my truck is broken, that's why I'm knocking.
• Honestly, do we really need to keep coming up with knock-knock jokes?

• I'll see you in the aisle soon.
• Can you please stop with these corny jokes already?
• Saying please and thank you is a courteous way of speaking.
• Is there anything on the Watson show tonight?
• Dunking Oreos in milk is my favorite snack.

• None of your business, that's who.
• Obviously, you must know who I am by now.
• That statement is not suitable to paraphrase.
• Thank you. Go ahead and have a good day, a sudden outburst has momentarily passed.

• Annie, anything you can do, I can do better.
• You're singing a song, but you forgot the lyrics.

Funny knock-knock jokes

• You can easily tell it's me, right?
• Fishermen use Annette.
• She's thrilled to hear it's Friday!

• Any more knock-knock jokes.
• Be careful, the pan is hot!
• If the piano sounds out of tune, check the tuna.
• When will these jokes ever come to an end?
• How long will it take to stop making a knocking noise?
• I didn't hear you the first time you knocked on the door.

• Here come the s'more jokes.
• Ivanna hold your hand.
• Sure, W-H-O.
• I'll choose almonds instead.
• I didn't know you were talented enough to author poems.

• Do you know any good restaurants around here?
• Yes! I'm here to help!
• Yeah-hoo, I’m excited too!
• You can be called whatever name you'd like, I'll respond accordingly.
• Candice be over already?

• Check things out on your own, I'm preoccupied.
• You'll never find anyone like you.
• I'm feeling pretty good, thanks for asking.
• Gene in a bottle.
• If you're unsure, then hang up the phone.
• May the fourth day be with you.

• Please stick with me, we still have more to cover.
• Let's get going, it's time to head out.
• Early to bed, I have to go to work in the morning.
• Stop sharing any more knock-knock jokes.
• That's it, no more knock-knock jokes!
• Keep calm and keep moving forward.
• Alamos at the end.
• Are you looking to hear more knock-knock jokes?

Knock-knock jokes for kids

• There's no need to be upset, it was only a joke.
• You’re welcome!
• Isadore open or shut?

• I don't know, but you'd better have an answer.
• Gesundheit! Need a tissue?
• May I ask you a question!
• Let me in, buddy!
• Rainfall keeps falling on my head.

• You see me knocking on the door?
• I had a big dinner and now I'm stuffed.
• Coming in, it's chilly out there!
• Says me!
• Olive knock-knock jokes!
• Amos-quito bit me.
• You have a visitor at the door!

• Can one person tell a harmony knock-knock joke?
• You're welcome for asking, it's me.
• Sue-prise!
• … MOOOOOO!
• I didn't realize you were an owl!
• A bunny who thinks you're lovely.

• Yetta another knock-knock joke.
• Yikes, I just got stung by a bee, ow!
• Sia later!
• Headed back to the U.S. all the way home to Iran is not found in the provided text.
• Justin time for dinner.

• Aw, love you too!
• Haven't you had enough knock-knock jokes already?
• I have no idea, you'd better go answer the door!
• Nobody.

Knock-knock jokes for adults

• When opportunity comes, you take action.
• Teddy’s my birthday. Woohoo!
• Honey, I’m home.
• There's an exterminator for ducks in my backside.
• You'll be sorry if you don't answer the door.
• Long time no talk! You're just now showing up.

• Will you marry me, I love you.
• Abby Birthday.
• Round ‘em up cowboy!
• Ketchup with you later.
• A-man-da fix the door.
• Is a doctor available?
• Anita, I have a toothache.
• I have no idea, but we'd better locate him.

• I didn't know you were capable of yodeling!
• I want to share something with you, can you come a little closer?
• Come right in, Dora.
• Happy birthday, Beth sends her regards.
• Hurry up, we're getting behind!

• Her foot was caught in the door.
• Anita, could you please hurry up and use the restroom?

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